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Dyl by Day
September 9th - 13th, 2025 - The no good week, and the really good day
This has been, one of the more hectic weeks of my life. Everything moved at break neck speeds. With my phone having drowned, dealing with...
Sep 133 min read
September 8th, 2025 - What the heeeellll
There isn't enough hyperbole in the world to express my exhaustion. As they day continued I fear it only grew, leaving me defeated. My...
Sep 132 min read
September 4th - 7th, 2025 - Blue Mountain
Thursday Martin, Ryan, I after work last minute shopping Dinner at pho Lou wants to set me up with her friend Fine Mexican shyt texting...
Sep 133 min read
September 3rd, 2025 - I like my sister a fair amount
I feel like all that progress the people in my life have made is diminishing! I’m getting texts about fumbles instead of success stories....
Sep 131 min read
September 2nd 2025 - DUA LIPA, WIFE WAIT FOR ME
Yea yea yea, work whatever. Blah blah blah, doomscroll the afternoon. Bitch!!! I saw Dua Lipa!!! I love her, she’s so precious. The show...
Sep 131 min read
September 1st, 2025 - Holidyl
Honestly, I like extra days off. Woooowww what a hot take Dylan Matthew! Shut up. I- it’s so hard to do the things I love, to find time...
Sep 133 min read
August 30th, 31st, 2025 - Bleach and Birthdays
August 30th Is it really murder if they’re a Tesla driver and can’t use a roundabout? I watched Peakpepeak, My Peak up Peak and Peakmaker...
Sep 132 min read
August 29th, 2025 - I’ve never had Peruvian before
Bruh I lost one of my dagger earrings in my bed. My internal clock woke me up before the alarm. I am obviously tired though I’m not yet...
Sep 132 min read
August 28th, 2025 - Boy Date with friends!!
Do you know that scene in Daredevil S2, Matt and Elektra are attacked by a member of the hand. They’re in an intimate moment where...
Sep 132 min read
August 27th, 2025 - Scammers need to die
Scammers are the mosquitos of humans. I hope they all die. I know that isn’t very superman coded of me, but I’m genuinely too kind. As...
Aug 274 min read
August 26th, 2025 - Camp Pt. 3
I woke up to an unusual message. My boss kindly let me know that she’s interested in hiring Drez. I have no idea what kind of hell I’m...
Aug 273 min read
August 25th, 2025 - Camp Pt. 2
I didn’t wake up at 7 in the morning to a phone call from work. I can only assume, I can only hope that, that means the issue was...
Aug 272 min read
August 24th, 2025 - Camp Pt. 1
I woke up to questions from my brother about our trip. The very one I would be attending in less than 4 hours. The very same I haven’t...
Aug 271 min read
August 23rd, 2025 - Not in front of the cuzz
Brain-! Bad-! Blegh-! The rot consumes entirely. From 10:30am to 2pm I wasted away. After the most productive week I had to just...
Aug 273 min read
August 22nd, 2025 - What Joy to be alive
The process of healing is slow, arduous and brutally, excruciatingly painful. At times it feels like your entire mind, body and soul are...
Aug 273 min read
August 21st, 2025 - This guy is reading my diary??
I am trapped by ineptitude on the road —- Ew! It smells yuck in here bruh. Someone took a fat stankapoo. New guy started today. He ended...
Aug 272 min read
August 20th, 2025 - RAJVIR!! 26!!
“It was my song, oh just a song, and you made it worse just by singing along.” Beabadoobee is viscous with it. I’m weeping in my car. I...
Aug 273 min read
August 19th, 2025 - Teach me creativity and I'll be God
I didn’t hate the work place it was just he lunch rush. When I tell you I was ready to burn the building down… but then the rush finished...
Aug 273 min read
August 18th, 2025 - Writing with nothing to say
I stayed up too late. They finally got to the Pain vs Naruto arc and I couldn’t keep my eyes off the screen. I let three episodes play...
Aug 202 min read
August 17th, 2025 - Im going to pizza kill myself
Give me the gun and I’ll do it myself. I would love to see them to say that 12 line. “Did you think betraying me would make a...
Aug 204 min read
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