May 16th, 2025 - Fast Ball Special

Dungeons and Dragons is a really fun game. Guilt ate away my defences at work today, I teared up when my friends started to prod at my love life; last night was obviously not my day and I was still feeling some of the after effects. I brought in the sweets and I think everyone seemed to enjoy them! I headed home after work and got inside before my workday usually ends. Canada is finally starting to warm up, I like it! I was melting in my room as I played Cyberpunk, I finished the Panam storyline and I was sad it was so short. Vro, she is so fine. Your honour I do not CARE that she's ones and zeroes, I am STARVING, BARK BARK BAR- Ahem- So I watched Brooklyn 99 and Played Cyberpunk until it was time for D&D. I had fun! like, it was really nice to just relax. I led my players through two encounters, in the first they fought some dinosaurs and in the second they fought against some fiends. But! They had some really fun ways of engaging the enemy. One of my players is a Goliath, and he threw my Triton player at the enemy fast ball special style. My druid spiderwalked onto a 30ft wall and then pushed one of the enemies off, he did not however expect the enemy behind him to subsequently push him off. Finally my dear cousin whom joined us late finished the fight by using his undead armada to fire at the last enemy weakening it. He then had the Goliath throw him into the air, and hit a critical with a musket. Thusly sucessfully completing a 720 no scope, plastering grey matter all over the Triton. Sessions like these really remind me why I like this game. Anyway! Drink your water, get a good nights rest. I think I'm coming down with something, my throat is soar. Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight. - Dyl