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June 9th, 2025 - Wrong MLM

  • Writer: Dylan Segovia
    Dylan Segovia
  • Jun 11, 2025
  • 2 min read

I don’t know what the hell- I was running errands after work. I parked at Dairy Queen and got the new superman blizzard, it’s pretty good! Very sweet tho, it’s cake batter and cookie dough with blue colouring and red and yellow sprinkles. I ate it and walked to Walmart, where I was supposed to pick up a 20lbs weight so I could work out, instead however I picked up $30 worth of gardening supplies so we’ll see how that works out for me.


After Walmart I went to CIBC and deposited some money then off to Homesense and Winners, now- AI DC SKAGSJS- ahem. This cute guy approached me and said he liked my shirt. We got into a convo and he started just kinda asking about me. I was very very VERY happy to yap and I just started talking, I must be my mother’s son. Eventually the topic goes from me to him and he talks about networking and his rich friends and I realized it’s not a cute guy asking about me, he’s some type of con artist man. I wanted MLM not MLM.


I feel weird now. I freak with him heavy but like, he’s obvi not gay?? Anyway, I have his number and I wanna see him again!!!


Also kimchi and I were in the backyard gardening. Stardew irl is so fun!! Love you all! - Dyl --- Like 3 Hours later? --- Bro Idgaf how bad he is, that man is NOT calling me at 9:30??? Kill yourself tf. and AND! I have sleep mode on which means he had to call me TWICE so I could see it, the audacity. Absolutely not.

 
 
 

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