June 13th, 2025 - Scaring the Huzz TM

I spent a lot of my time at work tryna pack up last minute items for my trip. A potato here, a carrot there. I got out around 12:30.

The trek to Blue Mountain felt like an adventure. I grew weary from my travels despite my lack of movement. Maybe it’s just any journey that forces people to rest. I stopped off just before blue mountain in Orangeville, woof! Awful vibes. I get worried when I’m around only white ppl. It makes me feel weird. You know that meme of the guy in the corner of the party going “they have no idea…” that’s me around white people. In my brain I’m saying “they have no idea I’m mixed, I am an Asian man.”

I also found an area of the earth where I felt completely isolated, not like wah wah alone. But in the sense that I felt like nothing else existed. It was just my car and I on a gravel road that stretched through grass. Either nothing else existed, or I didn’t; wasn’t sure which one.

I got to Blue Mountain around 4:30. I met up with Roy and some of his friends before the hotel room but as soon as we got in I Immediately had to shower because I was stanky asl. By 5 I had met up with some of Roy’s other friends and was making dinner dressed as Soma Yukihira. I forgot to bring more veggies from our hotel room and so we just had beef, asparagus and mashed potato. Roy delighted in his beef and I found my sides to be passing.

This uh- this is where things start to fade. I’m pretty sure we went to the hot tub? I think we were there for a good hour getting in a dece soak. There were some pretty women. Sorry you’re not reading it the way I’m saying it. There were some pretty* women. I also- got a face full of ass, I wasn’t trying to it just- ay man I turned my head, ass, immediately turned away. I don’t wanna scare the huzz. That’s like, one of my biggest fears. :((((

The hot tub got super crowded and then we dipped. I think this is when we went to someone else’s room and I found Tinola????? Brooo. I love being pinoy. I love meeting Filipinos. Homeboy has never met me in his life, he’s giving away his hard earned Tinola. Thank you Tofu, I owe you my life and so much more. That shit was delicious, reminding me of Lola Linda’s cooking. Thank you lord for Filipino comfort food.

Uhhh— oh! Yea we pregamed at this point. I drank FAR too much and got hammered before the party. I had fun tho! Once we got to the party I was pretty shy because there were once again, pretty mfs everywhere. I was tryna hide with Roy but he shoved me into a corner to play a card drinking game so he could talk to people. I got very into the game and eventually called up that guy from last week. The one who wanted me to join his MLM? Bwoof- I just outed myself as Pan to a bunch of strangers talking about how I wanted to {REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED and REDACTED}. At this point I was gone, I had Roy take me back to the hotel room and tuck me in, and then I got in bed threw up in a trash can, texted Rajvir and went to sleep. RAGGHHHHH embarrassing myself in front of the huzz. But!! A couple of the mutuals thought it was funny so I’m okay with it.

*oh my days, these women are goddesses, to not worship at their feet is an injustice to their beauty. I think all women are pretty as shii, but my days. Baddies.

Party hard die harder! - Dyl