December 5th - 7th, 2025 - FNAF 2 / Work 2 / Ninong Billy 40 / JJK Execute Me Bruh

// December 5th, 2025 //

(Written on December 12th, 2025)

Whuhhhh, I felt useless at work. The whole day I was just waiting around for Flanagan’s to come with our order. The dude pulled up at 130… on a Friday. My brother in Christ, pack it up we’re already leaving at that point.

Drez and I headed to square right after work. I was Christmas shopping, and realized I had no doll hairs. I’m flat broke cuh. At least it was fun to watch lose aura in real time! We’re at GameStop and he’s looking at these Torchic plushies, this girl pulls up beside him and goes “Oh my god they’re so cute!” He turns around and goes “I know right?” She doesn’t even acknowledge it and turns to her friend to continue the conversation she was having with HER. I deadass had to turn around myself and do the speed face to stop myself from crying laughing.

Eventually more of the party pulled up, we had Burger King for dinner, they have their SpongeBob collab so it’s a Krabby Patty, it’s cute! As we’re eating I see a familiar face in the corner of my eye, “Is that Chino?” Kenneth is hiding behind a pillar and yelling his name, in case it isn’t him. He sees Kenneth and the people allied with him, or neutral go to say “Hi.” I pull up because of course I do, but also, every excuse to not be face to face with Dennis. We had a lil chit chat with Chinko before we said bye and went our separate ways.

On our way out we passed these women doing 67 in front of us so we all did it too. They eventually followed us out talm bout some Drake or Kendrick, I picked Kenny and they were dumb founded. Then they got mad when I said I don’t fuck with Drake. I was done, these women are too young and we got places to be. Drez full stop shuts the door on them. He laughs at me saying I’m not beating the allegations.

We watched FNAF2… it’s certainly a movie! I continue to love the Beck / Vanessa actress… Matthew Lilliard is cool! I like Josh Hutcherson. Megan Fox was Chica! … Why the fuck did the ending feel like Avengers Endgame?? From the start of the movie this one dude is tryna make it a meme fest like Minecraft was, but most people just wanna watch it properly. That ending? It does not lend itself to being watched properly, we had people jumping when the OG animatronics started pulling up. 10/10.

I was supposed to get home immediately as we had work the next day, I instead got pulled into an hour long yap sesh.

// December 6th, 2025 //

(Written on December 12th, 2025)

The work party went fine, for a second I thought maybe we’d run out of food, these mother fuckers were EATING this year and we cut down on so much. Som of my pizzas came out a little under, beyond that smashing success me thinks!

I knocked out as soon as I got home I was so exhausted. As I emerged from my slumber others my clothes on for Ninong Billy’s function and my mom and I headed out, we scooped Tito Arni and Tito Arman and got to the Exhibition.

The place was neat! I probably wouldn’t do it again, but it was cool to experience once. It didn’t really feel like my scene though, it was so… frat boy coded? 2 Dudes lowkey keeping their college vibes going by having people play party bingo with them. There was over 40 of us and none of us won… I really really wanted that Karaoke set. THE WOMEN WHO WON IT DIDNT DESERVE IT. SHE HAD TO LIP SYNC TO MY HEART WILL GO ON, AND SHE HAD THE AUDACITY TO GIVE THE PERFORMANCE OF A WET CANDLE???? I WOULD HAVE POPPED MY PUSSY!!!!

Ahem- Also, one of the prizes was a dildo and the challenge was to pick it up without using your hands, bro- I saw the girl get on her knees and my face twisted into horror. WHYYYYY!!! You saw what they were doing with that thing!! Their hands were all over it, it was on the floor!!! WHY DID SHE PICK IT UP WITH HER MOUTH!!!

The night came to an end but not before Ninong Billy sacked me and brought me to my knees. I haven’t been that hard in the nuts since I was 18 from Danny Vuu.

// December 7th, 2025 //

(Written on December 12th, 2025)

Today was productive!! I got my room cleaned up and my laundry did. I was lowkey trying to get out of JJK Execution. It’d been a long week and I was content in letting it die in silence over doing one more excursion. Drez told me Chris was coming and I didn’t want to back out if it was more than just Drizzy.

The movie was good! Insanely weird cut of Shibuya, people were saying it was too little recap, I thought it was good. There were some fights I thought were a little short, some parts missing but I think it got the point across. And the new season looks gorgeous. What a beautiful adaptation. My boy got disrespected like crazy by Nyouya… ALSO! I dressed up and got NO pictures. Fuck. I’m a little mad too because that was one of the best I’ve looked as Choso. I DIDNT EVEN GET A FUCKING SELFIE FAHHHH!!!

I started coughing during the theatre and I guessed it was cold, then during ramen after I started feeling crazy sick. It was a struggle getting home, once I was I had to rip Choso off of me and drop into bed, I felt like death.

It was like that scene in the first Spider-Man except instead of waking up hella ripped and with 20/20 vision I still felt like shit and chopped asl.